{"id":388,"date":"2024-11-20T22:42:11","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T22:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2024-11-20T22:42:11","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T22:42:11","slug":"a-birthday-gift-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Gift Gone Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content wp-block-post-content is-layout-constrained wp-block-post-content-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems. I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers.<\/p>\n<p>I looked closely at the gel, and he knew that I hated that fragrance. I ended up crying and poured the gel down the toilet. My husband came home happy and said, \u201cDid you find it?\u201d<br \/>\nTurns out he\u2019d put the ring in the bottle cap. He wanted to surprise me. So, he had to retrieve it from the toilet himself.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-389\" src=\"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1732142457542-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1732142457542-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1732142457542-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1732142457542-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1732142457542.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1697901\" data-uid=\"012d1\">\n<div id=\"mgw1697901_012d1\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-comments\">\n<div id=\"respond\" class=\"comment-respond\">\n<form id=\"commentform\" class=\"comment-form\" action=\"https:\/\/newscorner.news\/wp-comments-post.php\" method=\"post\" novalidate=\"\">\n<p class=\"comment-notes\">\n<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":389,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}