{"id":256,"date":"2024-11-15T17:39:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T17:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2024-11-15T17:39:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T17:39:22","slug":"they-are-waiting-at-the-bus-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThey are waiting at the bus stop\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.<\/p>\n<p>When the bus arrives. They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.<\/p>\n<p>So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-257\" src=\"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1731692234109-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1731692234109-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1731692234109-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1731692234109-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/FB_IMG_1731692234109.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That ticking sound is driving me crazy.\u201d The blind man replies, \u201cIf you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we\u2019d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncisnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}